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Random Rants  

Posted by Shad

Whoops, sorry for the late update. I’ve been pretty busy with my studies and assignments, especially when your teammates didn’t really do an exemplary job when you want them to. Maybe I expected too much out of them? Or maybe they don’t really give a damn about the marks. A wise friend of mine once told me, that you can’t be a good leader and a good friend at the same time. I literally understood what he meant when strangling my teammates and dousing their bodies with chemicals were the only options I had in mind. Put some back into it lah! I ended up doing the assignment, from scratch mind you, with another friend till morning. By then, she was already knocked out on her bed while I was still typing away with whatever ounce of strength I had left to conclude the research. One hell of a tiring day. Thanks, Regina for helping out =D

Bah accounting isn’t as easy as I thought. Well, the other subjects are fine, but accounting subject’s a killer. At least it’s a lot more doable than engineering subjects. I’m glad I don’t have to go through that hell again. I remember the times when I had no clue what was going on in the lecture halls. Engineering is something you shouldn’t try if you’re not really really passionate about it. Sorry engine students, I mean no disrespect cause respect is something that I truly have for you guys, for putting up a tough front and scoring for your major =D

panda: mmmmmph

Different majors are tough in their own ways, and accounting is another level of hell. I’ve been doing countless exercises just to see how far I actually understood the freakin concept. Sadly, I’m far from perfect =( Due to my love for animals and the excruciating stress, I drew up some animal cartoons during that short lapse of time when I could actually breathe for a goddamn moment. STRESSSSSS.

Sleepy giraffe

And of course, I’m waiting anxiously for dad to return back from work with his OTHER BABY PANGOLIN! It’s a lot bigger than the previous one, and quite fat. I love fat animals, haha. He brought it back last week but unfortunately, I had two exams during those two days so I didn’t really get the chance to play with it. But I did let it roam around outside! The scaly bugger actually dug up some spots to search for termites and got itself bitten by these huge angry black ants. Poor fella! Rubbin’ its nose and running/heaving away with its fat legs. FAT LAR YOU LOL.

The dolphin looks kinda gay..sigh..and the tapir's butt is just too out there.. i failed

Dad promised me a python last week so I’m guessing that’ll put an end to those fat rats scampering around my house. I just hope slithery-bugger wouldn’t have a knack for trying new things, since porcupines are after all rodents too. They do look like rats in a way, minus the quills.

Contrary to what Marina thinks, the penguin is actually singing.She thought it was having a bad stomach ache..my sketches that baddd mehhh

Which reminds me, my male porcupine is the next Kristen Johnson! He escaped from his cell TWICE in a row. It ravaged all of my mom’s plants and vegetables and peed all over the place. Sheesh, not to mention the fact that it’s quite intelligent too, for a freakin’ rodent. I tried trapping the fella in a cage and used a papaya as bait. It knew I wanted to close the cage on it so it quickly grabbed the papaya, reverse itself as violently and as sexily as possible, and ran off into the night. I almost got stabbed kayy.. SIGH I was outsmarted by my very own porcupine, bravo shad, bravo. Sexy-porc - 1, Shad - 0

Anyways, spot the rat! Click to enlarge ;)

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The Birthday  

Posted by Shad


HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY SHWUFEN!
Although the Not-gonna-talk-to-you-till-we-reach-the-makan-place plan didn't work so well, and the camwhoring session that took soooo damn long just so you could get a fat-free face of yourself (haih~), not to mention the Thai Birthday Song I made up for you (LOL), we really hope you had a great time with us last night.
Heh kappkummmkaapp, sawadikaaaappp (random Thai words)



But it is also the day my pangolin died.. I'm so damn sorry cause I know it was my mistake for not treating you right. If only I could rewind back the moment when I was with you, and pause that moment for as long as I live =( Hope you're in a better place now. You'll always be loved








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Pangolicious  

Posted by Shad

I just got a new pet! It's a baby pangolin! Or more commonly known as our lovable ant-eater. Dad (who's a vet btw) brought back the baby since its mother abandoned it. Reason? Cause' it smelled like humans. Dad and his team worked hard at nursing the mother back to health and she repaid them by ditching her son. Sheesh.
Like koalas, ant-eaters are very particular about their food. They will eat only termites and huge-ass black ants, either that or they'll starve themselves. That's why there are only two zoos in the world that has pangolins in captivity. Dad said so far, his friend managed to keep his pangolin alive for only a month. ONLY ONE MONTH! Gosh. So, I've taken the responsibility of feeding the scaly bugger at the most ungodly hours (it's a nocturnal bugger)

It's only a month old, yet it refuses to take milk. This body builder prefers raw eggs (picky fella ain't it?) and must be fed upside down hanging from your arms. That way it could stick out its tongue and lap up the liquids.

 Our assignment meeting was constantly put on hold while we spoil the lil guy with loads of attention. It has this permanent sad look on its face la
We all ended up with scratches, pangolins have long and SHARP nails so they could dig into a termite mound or climb trees. Lesson well learnt!
When it was hooking on to Regina's hand, it started licking her fingers non stop and refused to climb on to my arm. It actually changed direction just so it could avoid ME! ME, his surrogate mother/father! It's a male, so naturally it chose her instead of me. Sigh, and here I was fantasizing of some male-pango-bonding with it. What ever happened to pango-bros before hoes????

Shwufen giving the 'you-better-not-fling-that-scaly-bugger-on-my-head-while-im-facebooking' look. Haha, chill lar.
That's all folks, goodnight!




Just a short clip of it, thought you guys might enjoy seeing it move. Heh

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That Elephant Terrorist: Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Part II The Camwhore moments  

Posted by Shad

First of all i gotta thank Crystal for my camwhore pictures from the wild 'live' event. THANK YOU! And no, I'm not at all upset about the delay. No worries =D

Anyways, I just want to post up the pictures from the event since Mr Johnny Ong, requested for the second part. LOL. I was looking all over for famous people to take pictures with. HEHE

A tribute to Crystal Sue!! I was looking out for her when I first reached there, felt so lonely! The judging stares weren't helping either. She may not a celebrity blogger, but she felt like one to me when I met her. See, your picture came first before Kenny Sia =D

Haha, I've never taken pictures with a celebrity before okaaay, lame right? That's Kenny Pooh with his pot of beer. Didn't get to talk to him really, he was busy with the girls. Dang it, that was the first time I wished I was a well endowed chick instead of a not-at-all-endowed elephant.

That's Liang, the coolest jungle man emcee, period. He's a famous Malaysian singer apparently, but he can entertain the crowd wei! I was laughing so hard, my ears nearly fell off.

Me with Audrey the bumblebee. I figured she's a celebrity, but I don't even have her link. LOL, oh well..
*edited* Thanks Iamdoryfish for the info. Found her blog. Heh

I took a picture with her coz her wings whacked my ears. LOL! We were on the same boat la, I whacked so many bloggers that night. Finally, to avoid more casualties, I just walked sideways through the crowd. Haih.

As promised, me with Ringo! Crys said that's her famous cheesie smile. I got cheesed! YAY!

The food that the elephant missed. That's Cry's plate. Woi, why so little??? Whack some more la, how can you resist free Italian food! If i wanna eat, I have to take off my headgear to take off the trunk but because of a wardrobe malfunction, my cousin actually stapled the headgear together with the ears. Gah, so elephant terrorist had to go without dinner. FREE FOOD YOU KNOW!

Me with Robb! Fuh, I don't care what my friend said, he's freakin hot wei. He was so good looking, I was actually glad my face was covered. He came as a porcupine, haha. Good choice good choice. Wanted to talk to him but he was busy running around getting things done. Ah, the bane of being one of the organizers, you can't really enjoy the party. GREAT JOB BTW ROBB! The party was a blast! If you're organizing another party, I'm not gonna hesitate anymore.

I wasn't planning on going in the first place because it was just too far, so I mailed Robb. Next day I got a call from ROBB himself, telling me the reason why I should go. FUH, ROBB CALLED ME WEI.

Ah, another celebrity! That's PinkPau! I didn't know of course, Crys told me she's famous. Heh, I'm lousy when it comes to faces.

This picture is actually for Yee Seen. Runner ups for Malaysian dreamgirls, Adeline the zebra and Hanis the moth. Yee Seen messaged me to tell Hanis that she's her biggest fan. I told Hanis that, but she didn't say thanks also. Tsk.
Both of them are so tall~

I'm pretty sure they're famous bloggers. Can someone give me some info on them. Please and thank you!
*edited* Thanks electronicfly for the info. Thats The Suet Li on the left, Jane Doe still, on the right.



Haha this was when we were nominated as best dressed. Elephant terrorist, a he-cow with udders and a he-bunny were the guys. Ladybug with a leaf, lady-pea-cock and lioness were the girls.

That was the only thing I could take that night. A glass of water, with a straw. Damn sad right..haha. It was so freakin' hot in that costume!

Camwhored with Crys. I was smiling, btw. Thats all i guess. Many thanks to Crys again. Gotta go for class now. Yawns. Laterz

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Tandoori Chicken Wangz  

Posted by Shad

Had a bbq earlier with a small group of compadres. I don’t know about you, but I really l-o-v-e doing barbeques. Maybe the art of manhandling your chicken with spicy sauce intrigues the hell outta me, or is it the sweet satisfaction that comes when you have a good fire going and that short whiff of charcoal-induced smoke. Ahhh…
Let Uncle Shad teach you the proper way of marinating your chicken. The best way to preserve the flavor of the sauce is to keep your marinated meat in a plastic bag. It’s an old age tradition and has been scientifically proven beyond any reasonable doubt, that the sauce can be absorbed effectively when kept in a plastic bag rather than a Tupperware. It was proven, just like how they’ve proven that women are naturally born bad drivers. I’m serious, it’s a biological thing. But that’s another story for another day ;)
Yes,yes..the correct way. Kudos to Ray for preparing the chicken wangz

Now I can’t stress this enough, bbq newbies tend to forget the most crucial element in starting a fire. No you can’t use rolled up newspapers since the ashes will muck up the wangz, no you can’t just throw a bunch of coals and strike it with a match, and get that can of gasoline away from the pit. Sheesh, with the correct amount of common sense and grey matter, you’d realize that you need a proper FIRESTARTER. The one brand that stands above the rest, that one brand that unites all bbqers alike, that one brand is none other than the COCK brand.

As crude as it sounds, Cock brand has never failed me before

Once you got a good fire going, slap some wangz on the pit and you're done for the day. Oh, the flavor for this bbq is Tandoori Chicken Wangz. If you want the recipe, you can ask Mr Ray Wang-Master Flex. He took charge of this bbq. Our previous successes include The Black Peppered Chicken Wangz and The Authentic Black Peppered Kung Pao Chicken Wangz dipped in Thai Chilli Sauce. Good times, good times.

Tell me that doesn't look good

Coupled with some of Sally's homemade chocolate jelly...

some fries..

and some noodles, equals a damn good meal

Juicy juicy chicken wangz


Since we're already on this subject, i just find it completely relevant to put up this picture i took outside my house. Not only do i have loads of weird animals running around my backyard, i have dead ones too.

Poor birdie

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That Elephant Terrorist: Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Part I  

Posted by Shad

Sorry for the late update, but I'm still waiting for a friend of mine,Crys to send me the pictures. As she is pretty busy at the moment(and i dun wanna kacau her =P not my camera maaa), I managed to snag some pictures from kidchan studio.
Kudos to Kidchan Studio and Shaolin Tiger for doing a brilliant job! LOVE THE PICTURES!

All I can say is OMGWTF WOW!!!! Nuffnang really went all out to give bloggers one hell of a good time! A costume party??? And LOADS of prizes! FUH!
Young adults(and apparently an old man) donned in animal attire really show that Malaysian people can be open-minded about things. Damm shiok! Wahahhaha

I really wanted to go as a donkey, but I had to make some/ANY simple costume to go for the party which was on the following day. So I asked my sister to help me out with the tedious sewing.(I can’t sew for nuts) and she kept insisting that I go as a CAT. LOL! For the love of god, woman! I’ve heard of Catwoman before… but Cat-Man??? HARLOWW!

Finally, being a small sized person, I decided to go as the LARGEST land mammal on earth. A freakin’ elephant. The terrorist part was actually an improvisation. The only way I could stick the ears to my head is by sewing it to a towel wrapped around my head. I thought it looked funny, until I put on a pair of shades. Fuh!

Thus, the elephant terrorist was born. *jeng jeng jengggg*

At first i was a little bit skeptical arrr about going in an outrageous costume such as that. Plus, my auntie even said that i definitely can't win anything wearing my elephant costume. HAIH! So, I walked towards the entrance with a heavy heart, expecting a lousy day. Boy was i wrong =D
The first thing i saw was a freakin' gorilla in a suit smoking near the stairs, and some cows having a group talk. ROTFLMAO! Very the weird! I was of course met with a lot of stares lar. I even heard lots of "Oh gosh what the f**k is that??" " ELEPHANT!""Oi oi, look look. HAHA!" Heh, i was glad that my WHOLE face was covered. Else arr, daamn shy. Then this lady came up to me from behind, "Ei, can we do a really short interview of you, just for a second?" I turned around so fast, she got slapped by my gigantic ears. Aiyooo...sorry Miss Ntv7 interviewer! I was of course game for anything as long as i don't have to take off my mask. I can make a fool out of myself with no strings attached. My best way of having fun Ringo in the middle! I took a picture with her, and she gave me her famous cheesie smile! YAY, i was proud coz she said she liked my costume! Cheesie said that okaaay, i never bruff you...which reminds me, I couldn't find Wingz aka Rojaks. =(



Ah, I have no idea who this two dudes are so if any of you have their url, please inform me. The funniest dudes around, one of them got real wasted. Free flow maa
I failed as a terrorist, nobody was frightened by me. I kept telling them that i'll blow something up tonight. They only replied with, "Eh can we take a picture please?" WHY WONT THEY LISTEN?? My post on my pet tapir won one of the categories that night. Mr Timothy, the founder for Nuffnang gave out the prize. Friendliest lion around.
The only two elephants. A pink one and a freedom fighter one.
One thing that's still bugging me, who or what is HE supposed to be?? A cactus? A walking plant of some sort? Can somebody PLEASE tell me





I don’t have many pictures with me now, but if you wanna see more elephant pictures (and other animals of course), here are some of the links. (Promoting links here =D)

Kennysia
Cynthia
Pinkpau Part 1

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Pictures  

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I got bored with the new porcupine because it was still sleeping so i took some pictures of my backyard. CLICK TO ENLARGE, it looks ALOT nicer that way =D










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