It’s that season again!! The hairiest fruit on the planet is back, juicier and much sweeter than before, and the best part is, it’s F-O-C.

Yes, you heard me. FREE! Right now, I have a few trees which are BRIMMING with rambutans and I would gladly donate them to anyone who’s dying for some. Soon, bats, that fox like fella(the name escapes me), squirrels, and lots more will be hording the trees. I really don't want to see the fruits to go to waste since those animals only take a few bites out of each.

Truth is, I’ve been gorging myself on those droppings from heaven. I even braved the thought of stripping a whole tree for some hairy fruit juice and iced rambutans. Regrettably, my mortal stomach kicked in before I could initiate the latter. Now, I spend most of my time cringing on the toilet bowl, only accompanied by a Stephan King.
Love his work; scares the shit out of me (pun intended)

Where else in the whole of the historical city of Malacca can you get ripe rambutans without paying a king’s ransom for a couple of kilos?

See, the branches are all falling towards the ground due to the weight of those fruits.

Place your order and i’ll pluck the hell out of them trees, and deliver them without a moment’s notice. Applies only to Malacca peepz…okay maybe around Jusco, and MMU, Bukit Beruang too. And Batu Berendam. That’s as far as my GPS can take me. If it’s out of bounds, then you have to draw me a map ya.

Google map will do just fine =D. Highlight your place and I'll find my way there.

Hey, I was in Cyber for 2 years okay, I may have forgotten some roads, and maybe a few places. Sheesh.

So, any takers?