On a lighter note.  

Posted by Shad

Recently, I had a funny encounter with my ex English lecturer, Miss Siti Khatijah. Might I say, without a single ounce of doubt, that she is one of the coolest lecturers in MMU who can actually bring life to her class. She’s always excited about the simplest things, a person who is constantly filled with enthusiasm. Anyway, I bumped into her after the closing of the Drama Fest 2008. She saw me and the first thing that she said to me with a smile was, “Rashad! You’ve grown so fat! Look at your cheeks, so tembam(pudgy). You’re like a big fat walking baby.” Like a brilliant tactician, she waited for the words to sink in before annihilating me with her killer line. “See, your brother more handsome than you!” ouch, since alpha she has always known how to push my buttons in a way that would make me smile. It doesn’t make any sense i know, but that is one of the reasons I truly admire her. By the looks of it, she still hasn’t lost her touch yet. Of course by then my brain wasn’t functioning at full capacity so I tried walking away from the massacre with the first line that comes to my head. “Aight miss, I gotta go find some food“ It took approximately 5 seconds for my brain to process those words. By then, it was already too late. Miss Siti waited till I was a few steps away before whispering loudly, loud enough for me to hear obviously. “Talk about being fat……” Oooh...ouch.. the words trailing off provided that lingering effect on me, looks like Miss Siti has perfected her skill. While I was mulling away to myself about the importance of strict diets and excessive workouts, a lecturer came up to me and asked, “Hey, did you get your curry puffs?” I was taken aback by her concern so I asked her,” Err, why ma’am?” “Oh, because I saw you eying the food just now, I thought they would’ve given you the snacks by now” OUCH, am i THAT fat to look THAT hungry?? Double ouch! the hours I spent at the gym with my grueling workouts (Kirks, bicep curl IS tough okay =p) are all deemed a waste of time. SIGH, only Esther knows how I feel. After that ordeal, I’m definitely going swimming with her. Esther, Friday is ON! By the way, I have to mention this, Esther has the stamina of a horse, so guys, if you want to swim with her, prepare to have your ass properly whooped by the fittest girl in MMU Malacca. For the sensitive/narcissistic ones, your ego WILL be scarred for LIFE. Why do I still want to swim with her? At least with her I can push myself harder. Don’t let me down, ego. Though I have to ask, do I really look like a hungry fat kid out to gobble anything that resembles something edible? Hrmph, I bet none of my friends actually think I’m fat. RIGHT??

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My Very First Post  

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i know i know, for ya'll seasoned bloggers out there, this may not seem like a big deal... but it is for me =D yup, im a blog-noob, so forgive me if the template looks so estate-ish and the fonts being very noobish. i tried messaging Esther for help but she's in church now...aihhh. its ok its ok, i can manage =D
before u read the post lemme explain this term that i might use for most of my posts ya. its called the *Cycle Gap. ok this is actually an Indian term for a situation where a person just comes out of nowhere and kick u in the nuts. well in a way. ok lemme give u a situation. when A is criticizing u about ur weight, B comes in and criticize you with added points. so B cycle gapped his way through. lemme find proper words to describe it..hmmm.. its like taking advantage of the situation by backstabbing u. understand anot?
cycle gap 101


Beijing Olympics. yup, many of you sports junkies await this event more than your mother's birthday.its one of those events that sisters all over the world mutually understand why they have to give up the remote to their big and wise brothers. its like a law in every family..i think thats why my sis is watching tons of tv now, come August it'll all be over for her. heh heh heh.
but daym, those Chinese are really giving it all out to host this event. Beijing is known as one of the most polluted cities in the world! i mean, everytime u breathe ar ur life expectancy just drop like mad. yup, Beijing is like one freakin' big Pudu Bus station with lots of Chinese people. the athletes aso damn scared wanna breathe the air there because they said their " performance in the Olympics will be affected"
Pfffft, talk about being a sore loser. usually excuses and cock-talking bullshit come after the match, but they took one step further than all of us. So if any of them broke new records, i wonder what they'll say next.....hmmmm....
Though they(the Chinese) have taken measures in controlling the pollution at a minimum level to ensure the safety of our brave young athletes.
after dealing with the pollution crisis they thought their main problem was over. nope, a different problem came up..out of nowhere,the anti-gov protestors/ Tibetans decided, " ey cha, wouldnt it be cool if we cycle gap* the whole country by holding one of the biggest and worst rally ever?" Bam! China got kicked in the nuts.
now its like Pudu bus station with pissed-off Chinese people. fyi, China has the worst cases of human rights infringement in the world, coz they've been banning this and that and you're also not allowed to say this and that about the gov else they'll throw u behind bars. u gotta do what the gov tells u to do coz the gov has the most power. sounds familiar right. mmmph
so anyways, the week before the protests, US State Department juuuuust only removed China from its list of the worst human rights offenders. when the protests started, China took it too far.. they shot lots of people.. fuh lots and lots of casualties.scores of people were killed.. even schoolchildren were reported dead...latest news,a few monks were shot by the police during the latest protests..they're monks lar! not bulletproof Chow Yun Fatt. sheesh, somebody should go up and say " eh cha, dei..wtf dei. chill larrr, whats with all this animosity?no more blood kay wtf " the fellas are in need of a good mamak lar. roti tissue and neslo ais can solve any problems =D

i just hope they can solve that problem first before proceeding with the Olympics..aiyayai.

ok enough about the boring stuff ;p i wanna tell u something that'll shock the very foundation of animal cruelty issues.instead of ISA, SPCA and WWF might barge into my room for this post but im willing to take that risk!
okok to the story, while i was driving around at night with my old yet trustworthy Kancil,revving at 660ccs clouded by faded paintjob, and out of nowhere a cat RAN towards my tires..
macha(SPCA,WWF),it ran towards my tires dei.. im not sure whether the cat was suicidal anot but to choose my kancil was a big mistake.
why? coz its not powerful enough to deliver the death blow. so i ran over its head ...and it was still alive...yes ladies and gentlemen, it was still squirming.
i slammed dramatically on my brakes and got out of the car. the poor thing was kicking its head coz it hurts so much. one of its eye was out of the socket and it was bleeding so much from its ears... its nose was gone, and it was still squirming.. .
so i did the only thing a sane man and OJ Simpson would do, i killed the poor fella.
i did it by choking its throat so that it would stop breathing. i could feel its neck bone snapped as i choked harder.....
............longest 3 minutes of my life...........
i felt its life leaving its body..man, its just one of those days. aihhhh.. thats not the worst part. i left to take some newspapers to cover the fella, when i came back there was another cat beside the body,it was using its head to gently push on the dead cat's head........heartbreaking isnt it.....
it was looking at me curiously while i wrapped the lifeless cat. i looked at it and said with genuine sincerity " im really really really sorry for this.... " it felt weird talking to a cat but it also felt like the right thing to do. it ran towards my tires i swear!!!!
so i brought the body back to my house and gave it a proper burial. sigh, it wasnt a nice feeling at all... feel free to call me Shad, the cat killer. the OJ for cats. so a healthy public announcement to all, watch out for suicidal cats, if ur not careful, you just might have to strangle it.. trust me
drive safe!


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