The Birthday  

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HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY SHWUFEN!
Although the Not-gonna-talk-to-you-till-we-reach-the-makan-place plan didn't work so well, and the camwhoring session that took soooo damn long just so you could get a fat-free face of yourself (haih~), not to mention the Thai Birthday Song I made up for you (LOL), we really hope you had a great time with us last night.
Heh kappkummmkaapp, sawadikaaaappp (random Thai words)



But it is also the day my pangolin died.. I'm so damn sorry cause I know it was my mistake for not treating you right. If only I could rewind back the moment when I was with you, and pause that moment for as long as I live =( Hope you're in a better place now. You'll always be loved








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Pangolicious  

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I just got a new pet! It's a baby pangolin! Or more commonly known as our lovable ant-eater. Dad (who's a vet btw) brought back the baby since its mother abandoned it. Reason? Cause' it smelled like humans. Dad and his team worked hard at nursing the mother back to health and she repaid them by ditching her son. Sheesh.
Like koalas, ant-eaters are very particular about their food. They will eat only termites and huge-ass black ants, either that or they'll starve themselves. That's why there are only two zoos in the world that has pangolins in captivity. Dad said so far, his friend managed to keep his pangolin alive for only a month. ONLY ONE MONTH! Gosh. So, I've taken the responsibility of feeding the scaly bugger at the most ungodly hours (it's a nocturnal bugger)

It's only a month old, yet it refuses to take milk. This body builder prefers raw eggs (picky fella ain't it?) and must be fed upside down hanging from your arms. That way it could stick out its tongue and lap up the liquids.

 Our assignment meeting was constantly put on hold while we spoil the lil guy with loads of attention. It has this permanent sad look on its face la
We all ended up with scratches, pangolins have long and SHARP nails so they could dig into a termite mound or climb trees. Lesson well learnt!
When it was hooking on to Regina's hand, it started licking her fingers non stop and refused to climb on to my arm. It actually changed direction just so it could avoid ME! ME, his surrogate mother/father! It's a male, so naturally it chose her instead of me. Sigh, and here I was fantasizing of some male-pango-bonding with it. What ever happened to pango-bros before hoes????

Shwufen giving the 'you-better-not-fling-that-scaly-bugger-on-my-head-while-im-facebooking' look. Haha, chill lar.
That's all folks, goodnight!




Just a short clip of it, thought you guys might enjoy seeing it move. Heh

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It’s the 13th again. How I wish I could turn back time.

I love you, still. =(

-Shad-

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Free Rambutans, Ya'll  

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It’s that season again!! The hairiest fruit on the planet is back, juicier and much sweeter than before, and the best part is, it’s F-O-C.

Yes, you heard me. FREE! Right now, I have a few trees which are BRIMMING with rambutans and I would gladly donate them to anyone who’s dying for some. Soon, bats, that fox like fella(the name escapes me), squirrels, and lots more will be hording the trees. I really don't want to see the fruits to go to waste since those animals only take a few bites out of each.

Truth is, I’ve been gorging myself on those droppings from heaven. I even braved the thought of stripping a whole tree for some hairy fruit juice and iced rambutans. Regrettably, my mortal stomach kicked in before I could initiate the latter. Now, I spend most of my time cringing on the toilet bowl, only accompanied by a Stephan King.
Love his work; scares the shit out of me (pun intended)

Where else in the whole of the historical city of Malacca can you get ripe rambutans without paying a king’s ransom for a couple of kilos?


See, the branches are all falling towards the ground due to the weight of those fruits.

Place your order and i’ll pluck the hell out of them trees, and deliver them without a moment’s notice. Applies only to Malacca peepz…okay maybe around Jusco, and MMU, Bukit Beruang too. And Batu Berendam. That’s as far as my GPS can take me. If it’s out of bounds, then you have to draw me a map ya.

Google map will do just fine =D. Highlight your place and I'll find my way there.

Hey, I was in Cyber for 2 years okay, I may have forgotten some roads, and maybe a few places. Sheesh.

So, any takers?

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That Elephant Terrorist: Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Part II The Camwhore moments  

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First of all i gotta thank Crystal for my camwhore pictures from the wild 'live' event. THANK YOU! And no, I'm not at all upset about the delay. No worries =D

Anyways, I just want to post up the pictures from the event since Mr Johnny Ong, requested for the second part. LOL. I was looking all over for famous people to take pictures with. HEHE

A tribute to Crystal Sue!! I was looking out for her when I first reached there, felt so lonely! The judging stares weren't helping either. She may not a celebrity blogger, but she felt like one to me when I met her. See, your picture came first before Kenny Sia =D

Haha, I've never taken pictures with a celebrity before okaaay, lame right? That's Kenny Pooh with his pot of beer. Didn't get to talk to him really, he was busy with the girls. Dang it, that was the first time I wished I was a well endowed chick instead of a not-at-all-endowed elephant.

That's Liang, the coolest jungle man emcee, period. He's a famous Malaysian singer apparently, but he can entertain the crowd wei! I was laughing so hard, my ears nearly fell off.

Me with Audrey the bumblebee. I figured she's a celebrity, but I don't even have her link. LOL, oh well..
*edited* Thanks Iamdoryfish for the info. Found her blog. Heh

I took a picture with her coz her wings whacked my ears. LOL! We were on the same boat la, I whacked so many bloggers that night. Finally, to avoid more casualties, I just walked sideways through the crowd. Haih.

As promised, me with Ringo! Crys said that's her famous cheesie smile. I got cheesed! YAY!

The food that the elephant missed. That's Cry's plate. Woi, why so little??? Whack some more la, how can you resist free Italian food! If i wanna eat, I have to take off my headgear to take off the trunk but because of a wardrobe malfunction, my cousin actually stapled the headgear together with the ears. Gah, so elephant terrorist had to go without dinner. FREE FOOD YOU KNOW!

Me with Robb! Fuh, I don't care what my friend said, he's freakin hot wei. He was so good looking, I was actually glad my face was covered. He came as a porcupine, haha. Good choice good choice. Wanted to talk to him but he was busy running around getting things done. Ah, the bane of being one of the organizers, you can't really enjoy the party. GREAT JOB BTW ROBB! The party was a blast! If you're organizing another party, I'm not gonna hesitate anymore.

I wasn't planning on going in the first place because it was just too far, so I mailed Robb. Next day I got a call from ROBB himself, telling me the reason why I should go. FUH, ROBB CALLED ME WEI.

Ah, another celebrity! That's PinkPau! I didn't know of course, Crys told me she's famous. Heh, I'm lousy when it comes to faces.

This picture is actually for Yee Seen. Runner ups for Malaysian dreamgirls, Adeline the zebra and Hanis the moth. Yee Seen messaged me to tell Hanis that she's her biggest fan. I told Hanis that, but she didn't say thanks also. Tsk.
Both of them are so tall~

I'm pretty sure they're famous bloggers. Can someone give me some info on them. Please and thank you!
*edited* Thanks electronicfly for the info. Thats The Suet Li on the left, Jane Doe still, on the right.



Haha this was when we were nominated as best dressed. Elephant terrorist, a he-cow with udders and a he-bunny were the guys. Ladybug with a leaf, lady-pea-cock and lioness were the girls.

That was the only thing I could take that night. A glass of water, with a straw. Damn sad right..haha. It was so freakin' hot in that costume!

Camwhored with Crys. I was smiling, btw. Thats all i guess. Many thanks to Crys again. Gotta go for class now. Yawns. Laterz

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How many more smiles do I have to fake before I really lose my mind? I hate living in pain. Was my mistake, not worth forgiving. Am I not worth the save?
I've got nothing else to hold on too and nothing else to look forward too. I hate being just a memory in your life.
Nothing is worth fighting for anymore.
I wish I wasn't born at all

Being me, totally blows.

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Tandoori Chicken Wangz  

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Had a bbq earlier with a small group of compadres. I don’t know about you, but I really l-o-v-e doing barbeques. Maybe the art of manhandling your chicken with spicy sauce intrigues the hell outta me, or is it the sweet satisfaction that comes when you have a good fire going and that short whiff of charcoal-induced smoke. Ahhh…
Let Uncle Shad teach you the proper way of marinating your chicken. The best way to preserve the flavor of the sauce is to keep your marinated meat in a plastic bag. It’s an old age tradition and has been scientifically proven beyond any reasonable doubt, that the sauce can be absorbed effectively when kept in a plastic bag rather than a Tupperware. It was proven, just like how they’ve proven that women are naturally born bad drivers. I’m serious, it’s a biological thing. But that’s another story for another day ;)
Yes,yes..the correct way. Kudos to Ray for preparing the chicken wangz

Now I can’t stress this enough, bbq newbies tend to forget the most crucial element in starting a fire. No you can’t use rolled up newspapers since the ashes will muck up the wangz, no you can’t just throw a bunch of coals and strike it with a match, and get that can of gasoline away from the pit. Sheesh, with the correct amount of common sense and grey matter, you’d realize that you need a proper FIRESTARTER. The one brand that stands above the rest, that one brand that unites all bbqers alike, that one brand is none other than the COCK brand.

As crude as it sounds, Cock brand has never failed me before

Once you got a good fire going, slap some wangz on the pit and you're done for the day. Oh, the flavor for this bbq is Tandoori Chicken Wangz. If you want the recipe, you can ask Mr Ray Wang-Master Flex. He took charge of this bbq. Our previous successes include The Black Peppered Chicken Wangz and The Authentic Black Peppered Kung Pao Chicken Wangz dipped in Thai Chilli Sauce. Good times, good times.

Tell me that doesn't look good

Coupled with some of Sally's homemade chocolate jelly...

some fries..

and some noodles, equals a damn good meal

Juicy juicy chicken wangz


Since we're already on this subject, i just find it completely relevant to put up this picture i took outside my house. Not only do i have loads of weird animals running around my backyard, i have dead ones too.

Poor birdie

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